18- 11-2011 Friday
Frequently asked DUMB questions: 1. when people see u lying down, with ur eyes closed they still askk: are u sleeping? NO...I'm trying to die. 2. when it's raining and u r going out, they ask: are u going out in this rain? NO...in the next one. 3. your friend calls your home phone : are u at home? NO...i'm on the way to moon. 4. they see u wet coming from the bathroom : took a bath ehh? NO...i fell inside the toilet bowl. 5. you're standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask: going up? NONO... i am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. 6. you are studying for your exams tomorrow, some relative asks : are u studying? NO....i'm counting the letters. 7. you're in the queue in the cinema to buy tickets: what r u doing here? i'm waiting to pay my school fees. 8. when your friends see you in a restaurant during dinner time, they ask: you come here for dinner? NO.. i am here to cook..